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We currently have no vacancies at present but keep checking back as we're expanding fast. By all means email us and we'll keep your details on file (unlike some other companies who say this, we genuinely do so) and we'll get in touch when a position arises that we think may suit you.

We have trading posts in Gainsborough and York. Our Gainsborough settlement is where we do all things admin and money stuff and our York outpost is where our dedicated Alchemy Elves prepare and dispatch our beardy goodies.

BUT... (there's always a 'but') Before you contact us be aware: You'll probably never have a more demanding job. We work hard here, work some unsociable hours (we're definitely NOT 9-5!) and you can kiss goodbye to a large tranche of your social life. After your first month you wont know if you'll be fired or want to resign.

For the first 3 months you'll receive the minimum wage but if you're still with us after this then you'll get a massive salary increase and all the benefits and hellishly good perks; the sort of which you wont get anywhere else. Check out our 'ethics' page.

Your immediate boss-person will be our inimitable Maiden Sarah (she's a proper fruitcake and a sandwich short of a picnic who growls at sunlight) but she can be nice so drop her an email at sarah@vikingbeardcompany.co.uk. She wont be wanting a CV and wont care about school qualifiations, rather just some info about you.